Industrial Sized Warm

continuous scarfWhat’s on your mind? … Admittedly I am no longer a cold weather fashion connoisseur, so please bear with me while I try to get this straight … there is now a thing, and a must have thing at that, called an ‘Infinity scarf’ which, if you’ve been living under a rock or in the desert like me, is pre-connected material and resembles a giant hair Scrunchie for your neck or that huge gross cloth towel on a continuous loop in a truck stop restroom … well if you want to get all technical about it, by definition of the word, it is not really a scarf at all since an actual scarf is a long, broad strip of wool, silk, lace or other material worn about the neck, shoulders or head for ornament or protection against cold, drafts, etc … and not a narrow, circular or oblong band of material whose primary purpose is to fasten hair, particularly long hair, away from areas such as the face or used for holding things together; which in this case I’m assuming is people’s heads from falling into their asses …. Hmmm, have we as a collective group of people become so fucking lazy that we can no longer muster up enough energy to throw a piece of material around our own necks for fashion or warmth? … to say I expected more, much more actually from you gym going, Tough Mudder doing, Pilate and Yoga chanting health conscience bunch of freaks is an understatement; is putting down your lattes and iPhone to tie your own fucking scarf too much to ask? … however for my sweat pant wearing, cigarette smoking, Pepsi drinking self, how did I not come up with this fabulous fucking idea myself … and yes, I ended up buying two … hope they match my Snuggie!