Fabulous Mom

So what does a good mom feed her kids on Halloween when she has the flu? fuck if I know … but a Fabulous mom feeds them Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream for dinner … and you’d think she’d get at least a thank you … hell nooooo, here’s the conversation on the way home:

Oldest Son (aka sibling representative): We need to pre-order ‘very expensive video game that we’ll only play once before we hate it then trade in for a $3 credit’ (well that’s what I heard anyway) before Nov 4th 
Fabulous Mom: yeah, well we need to pay bills before Nov 1 if we want to have a place to live with electricity to play said video games
Oldest Son: but (fabulous) MOM, if we pre-order it we get tons of free stuff
Fabulous Mom: Everything you have is FREE STUFF, I pay for EVERYTHING … the ice cream you’re eating, FREE STUFF, the clothes you’re wearing, FREE STUFF, the…
Oldest Son interrupts: I paid for this hat (ugliest hat on the planet)
Fabulous Mom: Yeah, I definitely wouldn’t of pay for that … now finish your dinner before it drips on the seats of your FREE taxi!

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