Don’t you hate when you think a day home alone with the dogs is going to involve much needed napping, a little Breakfast at Tiffany’s but probably a lot more napping … and then like clockwork the snow globe of your life gets a big fucking shake and there is no one home to amuse […]
Diaper commercials remind me how happy I am that my kids can wipe their own asses
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Took the Pepsi Challenge and Won!
What’s on my mind? … Did you ever read someone’s post and just think ‘this really needs an Edit Button more than a Like Button’ because I’d really like to edit the fuck out of it (of course my fabulous posts are excluded) …. Why does coffee make you poop and tea make you pee, […]
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New Species of MOM
With two sons only a year apart in age that have been dragging me to their organized sports games from the time they could walk, it is more than fair to say that I’m much more familiar with school boy talk than girls … so last night it was a new exciting experience for me […]
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Fifty Shades of ‘Are you fucking kidding me?’
Can someone, anyone at all, please explain to me what is with this cult following? … And YES, before you ask, I did read the book a few years ago during its prime, solely at the request of a friend and in my defense under the belief it was an autobiography about sunglasses; however, apparently […]