30 Day Selfie Challenge – Day 5

Selfie Day Five taken 3/6/16: Hi kids, it’s mom locked in the bathroom at 9:35 pm PST … I know you think I’m perfect, mostly because I’ve been telling you that since birth, but you’re getting older now and it’s time I stop shielding you from the awful truth of my silent suffering … now I know what I’m about to share with you may come as a complete shock and you may not be able to full accept it at first since I myself have been in denial for a few years now, but I can no longer hide the harsh reality from you at this point, specially because you can pick locks, so here goes: I AM TURNING BLONDE … don’t know how this has happened, perhaps I caught the Michael Jackson disease, but one after another, little white hairs started popping up in my normally raven’esk hair … in order to protect you and the rest of the world from witnessing my pigment disorder, every 6 weeks or so I shell out the huge lump sum of $2.75 for a magic potion that camouflages this irregularity but sadly doesn’t permanently fix it … I’m not sure if they will ever discover a cure for it in my lifetime, so accept this as notice that I will be counting on one of you to administer the formula if there ever becomes a time that I am incapable … and keep in mind when you’re yelling ‘not it’ that I wiped your asses collectively for a total of 8 yrs and you owe me big time … oh but don’t worry about the green face mask, it’s partially on to clean my skin but more so applied today for the sole purpose of tightened on my face so that I couldn’t move my mouth because in all honesty, I needed a fucking break from that damn lip thing …Love you all! You have school tomorrow so go to sleep early; never forget your manners; and to respect yourself and others. See you in photos tomorrow!

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