OK, OK! you twisted my keyboard …

I will surrender and share my personal opinions on the fabulous Thursday night GOP debate … my sentiments are that it had a Catholic School Boys Camp ambiance to it; perhaps located somewhere, I don’t know, maybe down a river in the remote northern Georgia wilderness (which coincidentally is the same setting as Deliverance, what are the odds) … after a long day of … OK let’s say rafting (wink wink) … the boys wind down their day of festivities and bible studies by gathering in front of the camp fire telling scary made up stories … and eventually, just like when any group of crazy school boys get together, the topic of conversation inevitably shifts to their curiosity of the female anatomy … this topic interests yet obviously perplexes them all and they collectively get visibly uncomfortably … knowing that the others are as inexperienced as he is, the loudest embellisher of them all stands up and exclaims with confidence and the orange glow from the fire on his face:

I am the only one on this stage that has actually seen a vagina

… and just when the others move in a little closer to hear him speak about the phantom private part, a pair of grizzled Hillbillies emerge from the woods …. and well you know what happened next, the only thing that was heard was a lot of presidential hopefuls ‘squealing like a pig’!

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