Took the Pepsi Challenge and Won!

What’s on my mind? … Did you ever read someone’s post and just think ‘this really needs an Edit Button more than a Like Button’ because I’d really like to edit the fuck out of it (of course my fabulous posts are excluded) …. Why does coffee make you poop and tea make you pee, does it have anything to do with the colors? … and water, to me the reality star of all beverages, tasteless and popular for absolutely no reason at all; Question for all you people drinking 8 bland glasses a day, did you ever realize that there is actually water in almost every single non-alcoholic beverage out there, (examples: soda is just flavored carbonated water, lemonade is flavored water, etc.) and you could be getting the same 8×8 there rather than depriving yourself of taste just to spend more time pissing it out? Don’t need to take my word for it but how about the Mayo Clinic that says: Just keep in mind that the rule should be reframed as: “Drink eight 8-ounce glasses of fluid a day,” because all fluids count toward the daily total … finally why is it that ‘if I don’t look like I’m in pain’, therefore I can’t be; because if that is the rule of thumb there would be a lot less stupid people in this world saying that to me … and for any of my special friends that need me to elaborate on that, I’m implying you don’t all look stupid but you fucking are! … time for a Pepsi!