What’s on your mind?

What’s on your mind? When the same actor stars in the Sabra Hummus, Nexium and Cialis Commercials it only proves to me that Hummas causes Heartburn and Erectile Dysfunction, that we know of … why do doctors, who are statistically more prone to be the subject of bodily fluid mishaps then the rest of us, still wear white coats, even after labor day of all faux pas; if nothing else, haven’t we learned from Monica Lewinsky that a Jew can still get the job done while wearing dark blue and collect a DNA sample if need be …while saying “bless you” or “gesundheit” when someone sneezes is common courtesy now, does the fact it was originally said to either prevent the devil from stealing the soul of the sneezer or as a blessing during a bubonic plague epidemic where sneezing was a symptom and it was obvious the person would die make it obsolete; or something we should only say while eating Hummus or during an Election Year … Have a Fabulous Fucking Sunday Bitches and remember you’ll never be as young as you are at this moment so party likes it’s 1999 and you’re Susan Lucci winning your first Daytime Emmy Award after 19 nominations!

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