While trying to get out of the need for his pre-football physical: Oldest Son: Mom, if I become a doctor can I give myself a physical? Me: That’s called masturbation Oldest Son: No really mom, I’d be a doctor Me: Still called masturbation
What’s on your mind? BULLYING: the verbal or physical use of force, threat, or coercion to abuse, intimidate, or aggressively dominate others; this behavior is often repeated and habitual but not to be confused with normal peer teasing … just saw a cute little Stop Bullying crusade that promotes hugs and smiles; with the exception […]
Don’t you hate when you think a day home alone with the dogs is going to involve much needed napping, a little Breakfast at Tiffany’s but probably a lot more napping … and then like clockwork the snow globe of your life gets a big fucking shake and there is no one home to amuse […]
Diaper commercials remind me how happy I am that my kids can wipe their own asses
What’s on my mind? … Did you ever read someone’s post and just think ‘this really needs an Edit Button more than a Like Button’ because I’d really like to edit the fuck out of it (of course my fabulous posts are excluded) …. Why does coffee make you poop and tea make you pee, […]
